May 22nd
9:12 AM
9:12 AM
"Death won’t be my lover, I’ve got so much left to give and take my life with subtle steps instead of not wanting all that is left."
Every interview ever with Shirley Phelps
- Interviewer: I just don't understand how you can openly thank god for 9/11 and dead soldiers and also...
- Shirley Phelps: Because God wants us to spread the word about fag enablers
- Interviewer: Shirley let me speak for a sec..
- Shirley Phelps: We are doing God's work and God hates you and he hates fags.
- Interviewer: Shirley, hold on let me get my statement acro....
- Shirley Phelps: And furthermore fags...
- Interviewer: SHIRLEY SHUT THE FUCK UP
9:08 AM
do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty
